1. ciga-r:

    I’m so bloody tried of seeing the same people and doing the same thing every god damn day

    (Source: chloehoi, via hotboyproblems)

  2. gameandwatch:

    what if sheep didn’t have legs and they just looked like a mass of bleating clouds rolling down hills all around the valley

    (via fake-mermaid)

  3. llamabutts:

    if i was rich i would hire someone to shave my legs for me

    (Source: ecooli, via fake-mermaid)

  4. ohshititsegg:

    marijuana does awful things to people like forcing them to talk about how much they smoke it on every single fucking social network every single fucking day

    (Source: cyberbullys, via hotboyproblems)

  5. seaworlcl:

    santa saw you unfollow me

    You’re on tumblr’s naughty list now

    (via hotboyproblems)

  6. Oh hey the Fresh Prince himself

    (Source: purplefridge-archive, via fake-mermaid)

    (Source: demonprotection, via wayward-liz)

  7. fake-mermaid:


    i took a picture of myself today in that eiffel tower photobooth effect thingy and i was pushing the eiffel tower bc i thought it was the leaning tower of pisa i am so stupid

    so this is the picture


    (Source: fake-mermaid, via fake-mermaid)

  8. mr-booty:



    i need this

    my family needs this, because of me.

    I would be so desperate for ice cream I would just either cut a hole in the bottom or stab its side until I could eat it from there.

    (via call-life-arlelt)

  9. foreveralone-lyguy:

    selling cookies at comicon

    Oh hey grandma

    (via platinum-prescription)